Mar 10, 2022

Joe Biden is not responsible for rising gas prices, you uninformed Republican Idiots, so save your Let's Go Brandon stickers.

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Read This, Please 


Then read this


Then this


Might as well read this one too


And cap it off with this one


Bottom line, the reason gas prices are so high right now are twofold - first and foremost, despite producing more than enough oil in this country, we rely on foreign sources because the dirtbag oil barons (a few of which were part of Trump's actual fucking cabinet and making actual fucking decisions that affect actual fucking American citizens) would rather send the homegrown stuff overseas so they can make more money.  If we kept it here, we'd be able to pay less for it, if these fuckers didn't just want to hike the prices up every time they needed to buy a new yacht.  Second, since we're reliant on foreign sources of oil, you can bet your ass that what's going on in Ukraine and other parts of the world are going to effect what we're paying.  

So indirectly, yeah, Biden is responsible for rising gas prices when we ban Russian oil, but only because it's one of the many ways he's trying to stop the insane dictator (aka Trump's best bud and Jesus figure) without having to resort to actual warfare, which if you think that won't turn nuclear quickly, then I pity your naiveté.  He also recently released some of our domestic reserves to keep prices down, so yeah, blame him for that too.

However, if greedy ass Republican oil barons didn't insist on hording their wealth like Smaug, we might have a cheaper alternative.


So fuck you to every asshole that thinks they're fighting the man by putting stupid stickers on gas pumps.  

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